penis queef

instead of a pussy queefing it’s a penis queefing

person 1 “omg did your penis just queef???”
me “yes my penis just queefed you have a problem?”
a penis queef is a penis fart

by kys you faggot September 3, 2022

Penis

-The best response to any question that you don't know the answer to.
-Diako's response to one's stupid comment.
-Diako's replacement for the word Fuck.
-A phrase used by Diako, to politely let the other party know, that you are not interested in that conversation.

-Dummy: Hey Diako, would you happen to know where my phone is?
Diako: Penis!

-Dummy: Diako, my new year's resolution is to quit smoking and drop 20 pounds!
Diako: Penis.

-Dummy: Diako, my boyfriend just broke up with me!
Diako: You know what? Penis!

by Diako Ak. March 4, 2019

penis

cock

penis

by dhebwidfk April 20, 2022

Penis

Penis.Sometimes very small but can differ from sizes.When BIG they can penetrate very hard.Penis' are a male body part and use a certain female body part for pleasure.Other names for a penis is cock,dick,pee pee,penetrator,shaft,stick,boner,wood,pene,shack and log.Some penis' even have something called foreskin but we wont talk about that.Penis' are very awesome and males should be very happy and grateful if they have a big one.....also.... girls should be grateful if they have a boyfriend who has a big one!!!

Zach: Hey, is my penis big?

Girl: Well let me have a look!

Zach: okay, here..... let me pull down my pants.

Girl : *looks at it* Yes VERY BIG......i mean....yes,you have a very big penis!

by SexiLexi & ZachHasABigShack March 21, 2020

Penis Day

The day everyone is proud and happy of their penis.

Ron : Hey ! it's penis day !

Felix : I know ! Happy penis day ! I'm so proud of mine .

Ron : Same !

by mudz / liax April 21, 2022

Penis Water

Penis Water is the juicy juice inside of your penis that people drink like Mountain Dew.

"My Penis has been producing alot of Penis Water lately".

by D'Andre M Bradford December 2, 2022

Randy's Penis

The greatest penis to make fun of and joke about

Hey Kev, I took a shower last night and Randy's Penis was inscribed on the mirror.

Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.

Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.

by All Axcess Landscaping December 30, 2024