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My Mom

a scientific term for the best joke in the world.

Harvard studies have researched this topic for years and found that this is in fact the best combination of English syllables

people often mistake it for a bad joke Your mom, but the height of comedy in The my mom joke is much higher.
Do you know who else is funny, MY MOM

What is the best joke?

well the best joke is in fact, my mom -real scientist
by funnyest joke January 4, 2023
mugGet the My Mommug.

Soccer Mom

The Overprotective American parent who tries to do her best to protect her so called "perfect" children from obscene stuff from preventing the from listening to Rock music or even also any movies or games beyond the PG or E rating.
She also forces her kids to do random activities that she picks for them after school even if they have their own preferences and she is usually yelling at the coach when her son commits mistakes.
Eventually their children grow up to live horrible lives due to them not being prepared easily for the dangers of life.
Me: (Vibing to some Paramore)

Soccer Mom: TURN THAT WRETCHED MUSIC OFF BEFORE MY KIDS GET CORRUPTED!

Me: Who bloody cares?
(Turns it up louder)

Soccer mom: (Faints in frustration)
by The40sand60sfan August 23, 2023
mugGet the Soccer Mommug.

my mom

if i commit suicide it'll be because of my mom
by tsmika November 25, 2022
mugGet the my mommug.

Mom Van

A van used be Karen/Soccer moms that often smell like someone died in there.
Person A: “hey wanna come over? I can pick you up”

Person B: “Hell no dude! Your mom van smells like someone died in there”
by CarloVillasana_ July 9, 2020
mugGet the Mom Vanmug.

obeese mom

you have an obeese mom
by kidsareweird February 3, 2022
mugGet the obeese mommug.

UR MOM

if somebody said this they talking about ur mom
jake:ur mom is fat
jaquan:"bitch slaps jake to space" dont talk bout my mom
by imcuteasf November 16, 2022
mugGet the UR MOMmug.

Kyler’s Mom’s Car

Kyler’s Mom’s Car -
The car that got absolutely fucked by a Boston Marathon Bomber Doppelgänger
Kyler’s Mom’s Car in stats

Kyler: Oh no the website crashed
Ben: Yea like you driving your mom’s car
by Ooby Bob September 28, 2023
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