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FriendsLessNess 

When the machines in NHL 2003 try to take advantage of you without your partner.
Do you wanna play hockey sis?
FriendsLessNess by Foug July 10, 2003

Friendswood 

I live in Friendswood, and yes, it is filled to the brim with privileged, white assholes, but we also have plenty of good people here. HOWEVER There’s A LOT of racism and misogyny in the schools but most of us manage to keep up our grades sO iTs finE. And oh god the homophobia. I once saw a girl who spread a rumor about me saying I was lesbian wearing a shirt that said “Our schools conservative”. Yep. My friend got told by someone in the hallway “You know you’re supposed to have long hair, right?” Another one of my friends blew up on a group of boys because they had been LAUGHING at videos of PEOPLE HAVING SEIZURES. They asked if she was on her period. I hear guys say to their friends “that’s gay!!1!1” and watch the friend look at the ground dead inside.Our schools may produce kids who are kinda smart, but the dress code and some teachers are shitty. We can’t wear tank tops, wear shorts above our middle finger, wear clothes too baggy, dye our hair, put shaved designs in our hair, have piercings not on our ears, wear leggings without covering our asses, have facial hair, sit stand or bend over “unmodestly”, wear tube tops, wear shorts and jeans with rips above the knee, wear full length(trench) coats, or wear jewelry with locks or spikes. Teachers tell students how much they hate them. I’m so sorry we don’t give you the respect you don’t give us, COACH. The theater teacher was fired for verbally abusing his classes, being a creep, and watching porn while drinking ON THE JOB.
Me, while shopping with my mom: “ Oh look mom it’s a thing I can’t wear!”

My friend: “ I dye my hair because fuck Friendswood Junior High.”

Me: “ YES”
Friendswood by yikes-like big yikes November 4, 2019

friend candidate 

a person that you are trying out to see if you would like to add them to your list of friends.
We went to the beer festival with our friend candidates, Charlie and Sue. They seem pretty cool.
friend candidate by The Abacus April 3, 2009

friend voice 

The voice you use when telling a story for someone's dialogue who is a friend of yours. Usually it's just your regular voice, if you agree with their opinion.
I had a sandwich and Molly was like, (asshole voice)"All you eat are sandwiches. Your life has to be so depressing." But then Dave walked up and was like, (friend voice)"Don't you just love their sandwiches here?"
friend voice by herphosmanolin October 24, 2009

Friend probation 

when a friend puts another friend on probation it is symbolizes they are in a time-out for atleast a day or two
When Chrissy said"dan is nicer then andy", when andy found out about this, andy put Chrissy on friend probation.
Friend probation by dan6661 December 14, 2010

friend-slut 

A person who has many friends of the opposite sex. People like chat-buddies, school friends or outside-of-school friends.
Friend 1 looks through Friend 2's chat contacts.

Friend 1: Whoa! Why do you have sooo many contacts?
Friend 2: Uh...maybe because I have so many friends?
Friend 1: Argh...friend-slut!