penis hole

something your mom really loves licking.

"mmm that penis hole was yummy" ~ur mom

by egg holder September 4, 2021

Matthew's penis

A very average dick. Some might even say slightly below average.

"Did you hear about John? He's got Matthew's penis"

by MattDidAThing April 30, 2023

F.l.o.o.r Big Penis

Fat Long Outrageously Oversized Ridiculously Big Penis

Emin; "damn my girl says she only fuck w dudes w F.l.o.o.r Big Penises good thing i got one"
Random guy; " must be that muscle milk

by Pharmesuticals May 18, 2020

penies

pennies

hg penies

by kvhjvjvhvk, September 3, 2020

Penis

Something tasty and sweet if rubbed correctly

I rubbed 'blank' penis and I got a sweet reward

by Chopkin March 3, 2022

I found my penis

the discoverey of your penile

EEE i found my penis

by The smallest of the peeps June 17, 2024

Penis Fly Trap

A girl can trick any man into hooking up with her, even if she is not very attractive. She is at her strongest when alcohol is present within the enviorment.

Doug: Noooo way man you didnt hook up with her again?

Garret: Man that ho be a penis fly trap!

by Raztastic Voyage September 26, 2009