Mom

Knows all, sees all, and ignores all

Neighbor kid hits me but I have a Mom.

by Meth teacher May 13, 2022

mom-science

A mom when they explain or lecture the most unrealistic reasons with no proven evidence that they’ve heard from myths that were debunked a while ago, or heard from other moms who are also clueless. (Especially on social media, primarily on Facebook or Instagram)

Mom: That damn phone is why you’re being crazy right now!
Son: (Oh my god, not the damn mom-science again.)

by sometypeofbranch May 12, 2023

Staceys Mom

Stacey's mum has got it going on.
Originates from the sick song by Fountains of Wayne.
Has been ruined by people who hate milfs, and by people named Stacey who think they can stop us from listening to it just because they're sick of us telling them that their moms are hot.

"Damn dude, have you seen Stacey?"
"Stacey is nothing compared to Staceys Mom"

by Grunge.Arcana_Froglett November 1, 2021

Doobs Mom

Lovely lady with large cans and often times gets visited by ItsNotMichael and Turtle, but not at the same time but maybe at the same time in the future.

Man Doobs Mom is really something, she broke my dick off last night.

by turtsmcgee August 22, 2025

Your mom

A joke that isn't funny, and never will be. Grow up.

James: 'It's really wet today'
Sam: 'Like your mom'
James: 'Did no one tell you that's not funny anymore?

by iLiKebLOoD March 2, 2022

Ur mom

To say anywhere, any place, or anything

Bob: Hey what did yo eat for dinner?
Jim: I had Ur Mom

by yuhitsariana May 13, 2022

Ur mom

ur mom is a joke, it is used when being insulted and/or when making a joke. it is highly recommend to use this word when being roasted

Example: ur mom is not cool

by hello ur mom May 27, 2022