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360 double backhanded flying shweem

when someone gets to a high point like a table then gets ass naked and twirls in the air then proceed to land on the recipient's genitals. then rubs their body in virgin olive oil without getting off of said recipients genitals and finally chokes the person backhanded in auto-erotic asphyxiation to increase the pleasure of climax
Paul: Last night Suzie did a 360 double backhanded flying shweem to me.
Bill: That girl is crazy man
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p-i-double-guh-ISSED 

A declaration of anger suitable for fat white women and scrawny gay men.
"The bitch at the drive through forgot my five-pounder with cheese, you know I can't just eat a big fry! I am p-i-double-guh-issed!"

Said fat Tammy to her little Chee-Who-A-Who-A

flipping a double 

when a seemingly innocent highschool couple has countless hours of sex for the first time then posts it all over facebook.
Andrea and Ken were flipping a double all over the web.

scotch double

An instance where a person fires a single shot and hits two targets. Usually a term used when bird hunting or skeet shooting.
John took aim at one duck as it flew by and fired just as another crossed it's path, and hit both. A perfect scotch double for the day.
scotch double by Jamezfb September 29, 2008

Discount Double Check 

To Perform Aaron Rodgers's touchdown move while saying discount double check. Derives from the State Farm add that uses Aaron Rodgers Move.
Packers Fan: Hey you

Bears Fan: What?

Packers Fan: DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK!

Bears Fan: F**ker
Discount Double Check by Mr VGA January 8, 2012

nine double eight

A 9 MM Pistol that holds 16 rounds. A 9 MM Pistol with a fifteen round magazine and one round in the chamber.

Fully loaded and ready to go.

Etymology
Nine = 9 MM
Double Eight = (2 x 8) = 16 Rounds.

Pointing;
I've got a Nine Double Eight, your ass better have a vest.
nine double eight by The Machine September 23, 2006

Diyala Double Team

An art of multi-tasking rarely seen in the western world. The Diyala Double Team is an archaic move traced back to the beginning of time, and more importantly to the mesopotamian region.

Basically, you're fucking your wife from behind while she is simualtaneously breast feeding your baby.
Guy1: Bro, how'd that mission go last night?

Guy2: Dude, we walked in and the dude was pulling a Diyala Double Team!

Guy1: Classic!