monkey principle

When a woman won't leave a partner or group of friends until she has found a suitable replacement, like a monkey swinging from one vine to another, generally because she can't stand being alone.
Suzie just left Fred and now she's fucking Johnny? Monkey principle in full effect!
by AflacDuck77777 August 29, 2010
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Meth Monkey

An individual that is extremely erratic and chaotic due to extreme use of methamphetamines it is so far gone that they don't know the difference between reality and fantasy by definition an individual who is solace and is sole purpose is it in goal in their life is to acquire methamphetamines to get high
John is definitely a meth monkey control himself look at how he acts can't even control himself doesn't know he's even acting weird.
by Lady goddess k February 09, 2020
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Meth Monkey

A zookeeper feeds a monkey a quarter ounce of l
methamphetamine, watching it trip balls for 30 minutes, overdose, shit itself and die
by TrumpsLeftNut July 21, 2023
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dirty monkey jerk

Dirty Monkey Jerk is during anal sex, the man reaches his fist in the vagina then orgasms inside the vagina.
I can't wait to go home and dirty monkey jerk her.
by USDrumer June 26, 2014
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Monkey Feathers

Equivalent to acting surprised, or saying "oh shit"
Person 1: oh monkey feathers I dropped my ice cream!

Person 2: damn man that sucks I'm sorry.
by 击Lewy击 June 16, 2022
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Monkeys in the Jungle

When somebody nuts in their own, or somebody else's public hair and leaves it there.
"I heard that Sam leaves his Monkeys in the Jungle!"
by WPrivvy January 07, 2025
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