shit a brick

to actually excrete a brick

Guy 1: Oh my God, who put A BRICK in the toilet?

Guy 2: Oh that was me... I had a bit of trouble getting it in there...

by loz July 1, 2003

shit dog

Oh my goodness.

Shit dog, that is the biggest house I ever seen!!

by David September 2, 2003

Shit Mummification

An extraordinarily perverted fetish… makes golden showers look tame.

David took extreme pleasure in the shit mummification, as Linda wrapped feces-lathered, cotton gauze around his face.

by CrazyBigD July 16, 2008

shit slide

A fun way to refer to ones rectum.

My feces need to take a ride on the shit slide.

by Stephen McDonnell April 9, 2006

Shit-a-lonie

One who has a shit that comes out like a giant piece of balonie.

Damn that dump came out like a fucking Shit-a-lonie

by huxley(penis) May 3, 2005

shit catchers

A comfortable, baggy pair of old and well worn tracksuit pants that one wears, usually around the house. Teams very well with the old 'wife beater' as well.

I don't feel relaxed until I have my shit catchers on and a beer in my hand.

by Jules Howard November 9, 2007

A Piece of Shit

My boyfriend

My boyfriend is a piece of shit

by Spratt January 17, 2020