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Schlinging Meat

A term used to describe the act of Masturbating or Jerking Off
Hold on, I will be online in a second just Schlinging Meat right now.
by WagooChicken June 19, 2025
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Cock Meat Sandwich

The sandwich created by two dicks inserted, one in the pink, one in the stink (the bread) and the internal flesh between two cocks (the filling).
Hey guys, want to come over and make a cock meat sandwich with me?
by Slimmygizzards1000 July 24, 2025
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Rectal Meat Sack

The Saggy Meat Rag involves 1 male and 2 females. From here is when the male allows both females to wear humongous straps (12+ inches) and allows them to take turns railing him so hard to where his rectum eventually sags out of his ass. At this point the male will proceed get head by both females at the same time, one sucking his penis and the other sucking his Rectal Meat Sack.
Female: hey, can I suck that shit stained Rectal Meat Sack?
Male: Sure!!!
by UrbDicMenace August 3, 2025
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Sweat Meat

The mystery meat often given on sandwiches in county jail for lunch. Some will try to call it bologna, but it is not. Often pink in appearance and appears to be sweating. Most of it is completely disgusting.
Bill: What are they serving for lunch?
George: Lunch is the same thing every day. Sweat meat sandwiches and two small cookies.
by ThomasFromFairfax August 17, 2025
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Mammoth Meat

A game and social annoyance to try with coworkers on slow days or during lunch break. What meat would they eat? If they had a chance to try meat from a Wooly Mammoth, would they? If not what about a unicorn, or a blue whale, or a dinosaur, or a mermaid, or kraken. Get more and more outlandish until they yell at you
C: If wooly mammoths were brought back from extinction, would you eat mammoth meat?
A: No.
C: If unicorns existed, would you eat their meat?
A: No.
C: How about a blue whale?
A: I don’t like seafood
C: Mermaid?
A: I’m not a cannibal
C: The fish part.
A: No on seafood
C: Between that and Mammoth meat what would you have
A: Shut up
by anonymous August 23, 2025
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Minnesota Meatballs

Jelly, usually grape but may be strawberry, filled meatballs
“Hey do you guys have Minnesota meatballs down here?” “Hell no!!”
by Suspecting-Crab61 November 6, 2025
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himalayan meat pretzel

when two guys have their dongs tied together while one is doing a handstand while making fun of a guy named Axel.
Bro I'm going to put you into a Himalayan meat pretzel

-i fucking hate axel
by victorsan November 8, 2025
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