Fat Neil

A chubby pudgy guy who often smiles with joy and delight when farting in the presence of others. Fat Neil often uses strange words and noises which he created to ward off evil lionesses trying to attack his dark mane of fart. While grunting these noises and words, a sponge like creature appears out of his constantly sore muscles to attack the nearest dirty and winging derp.

Guy 1: hey have you seen this new kid?
Guy 2: yeah look at those cheeks he must be a Fat Neil!
Guy 1: the derps better watch out for his spongy monster!

by A swan in bread May 20, 2014

Painted troll fat

Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.

I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!

by Zozothecat July 22, 2021

Fat poland

Pawel

Pawel is a fat poland bogir.

by BIgB0yi January 17, 2022

fat smelly aston

fatass cunt

No wayy is that fat smelly aston, ew!

omg is that fat smelly aston from copse ave?? OMG!!

by astonhateclub December 13, 2021

fattings

to be fat about a food or obsessed with food

liz was fattings about a banana like she was eating 7 banana

by badbish777 September 30, 2022

Fat

A word used to put other people down, when no one realizes that most standards now are unrealistic and being 'fat' isn't real.

She's fat. "No she's not."
You're fat, kill yourself. "Thanks."

by GiRlWhObLoGs April 7, 2015

Baptise the skinny fat rat

HES A VERY FREAKY NASTY BOY .EATS HEALTHY. DOESNT HAVE FRIENDS.DEPRESSED AND LONELY.HE LIKE

S DANCING BUT HES VERY BAD AT IT. HAS ANGER ISSUES. TOOOOOOO FRENCH.

Baptise the skinny fat rat is fat.

by Sarra_bestiebaddie October 17, 2021