Poopy Fart Masturbation

The event in which one individual endures a stomach ache while attempting to masturbate.

John: "I had a Poopy Fart Masturbation happen to me last night."
Andrew: "Tf?"

by dick_pisser_765 March 26, 2021

what the fart

"What the fart" is a humorous and clean version of "what the hell" or "what the fuck". It also links with the phrase "fart you". The slang is most often used by individuals ages 12-17 and can be used in any circumstance, particularly when something surprising occurs.

Bro, did you see that?
What the fart just happened..

by anonymous4651 April 16, 2023

Take a shit fart

A fart that smells so bad it signifies that a person has a shit in the very near term.

Lenny just had a take a shit fart that could peel paint. Tell him to get to the shit house.

by Kong Dong 69 July 20, 2023

fart button

A crude term for the "butt-hole".

Guy A-"Hey, I fucked the hottest girl last night after we left the bar!"
Guy B-"Stuff it up your fart button Jim, I saw the hog you left with."

by mfaded July 27, 2016

Fartness

The state of being extremely gassy.

would you believe it! Michael has entered into a state of fartness.

by Bediss July 15, 2018

fart nugget

a fart so smelly and so loud it reminds you of world war II.

Olive and Sev were very big big smelly fart nuggets.

by exposingfartnuggets420 May 15, 2018

Fart and Dart

The act of coming into a meeting, saying something controversial (and sometimes idiotic) and then leaving with the others to deal with the ramifications of your verbal stink.

Those fuckers from the government; they came in and did a "fart and dart" - and I have to live with the consequences!

by yoSco January 23, 2018