Dolce&Gabbana Dirty Penis

A powerful, long-lasting, strong smell, often considered one of the most natural, synthetic-free scents ever made, that is often the smell of random used PPE

Illia: “Yo David, this PPE smells like Dirty Penis.”

David: “Damn, that shit is strong, man…

Almost burnt my nostrils.”

Marek: “That is the smell of Dolce&Gabbana Dirty Penis. I won’t wash for a week, and I can give you the special scent for free.”

by xxracth54xx January 24, 2025

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Penis water

A piss, usually only used when drinking with the boys

“Hold that thought, I’ve just gotta pop a penis water right quick”

by DolphinRapist June 16, 2023

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Penis

haha

Haha penis

by hurgledurgle May 13, 2019

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Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis

A very very very very small penis

Wow that’s a Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis.

by GuyMontagFourFiveOne October 24, 2022

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Penis

A flesh flute varian in size, that’s often played by heterosexual women or homosexual men.

Dear god, his penis is enormous

by Dixi Enormous March 7, 2020

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Baby Penis

Having a Baby Lodged in your penis

You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult

I have a 6 month old baby penis

by Testy tangler January 16, 2023

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