bad boner day

A day when your morning wood remains until bedtime. A very persistant erection that hurts and interferes with your ability to have a nice day, often caused by a long night masturbating or having sex. This can also be caused by, but less commonly, shoving a long object through the urethra.

Boss: You seem a bit irritated today - whats wrong?
Worker: Im just kinda having a bad boner day, sir.

by Pooty__Toot April 7, 2008

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National Hangover Day

The day following any popular holiday.

Including but not limited to the day after:
New Years Eve (New Years Day)
The Super Bowl
Memorial Day
Fourth of July
Labor Day
Thanksgiving (Black Friday)
Christmas (Boxing Day)

Girl: I'm not getting any work done today, I'm just wasting time.
Boy: It's okay, it's National Hangover Day, a lot of people are wasting time.

by Fun Johnny February 25, 2011

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Count yo days

“What yo back”

McDonald’s done fucked up my order
“Count yo days McDonalds”

by cooch1eman February 26, 2021

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deep day one

when you are so monged out that the rest of the day is completely non-existant. when your in so deep from drink/drugs that there is no coming back for the remainder of the day.

I feel completely deep day one'd

by youeh July 27, 2009

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Street Cleaning Day

A racket by which the government collects money from foreigners, the forgetful and the unlucky.

I forgot I parked on the Thursday side of the road and I got a ticket for street cleaning day.

by logout April 5, 2010

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next day newsie

the people who find out about the dirt or what everyone is talking about the day after everyone else does and asks everyone annoying questions that have already been answered.

Alan: Did you hear about what happened at the party this weekend?
Joe: We were all there but you dumbass.

Dan: What a next day newsie

by THEBOYZFROMLWOOD May 23, 2009

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