sittin on the white house

taking a shit, and telling Bush, (and all those other corrupt assholes) to eat it.

Stacey:josh? you okay in there?

Josh:yeah I'm fine, I'm sittin on the white house.

by pimpmaster25 March 25, 2008

white man's promise

a promise one makes to another, even though he has no intention of keeping said promise

Tom tells Joe, "I'll totally help you move this weekend, bro. " Tom has made Joe a white man's promise because Tom has already made other plans and has no intention of helping Joe move.

by Lario1234 November 9, 2013

Angry white monkey

When you take a shit, jizz on it then throw it at someone while smacking them in the face.

She pissed me off so I gave her an angry white monkey.

by Leannbutterfly21 July 16, 2016

2018 White girl

Makeup shade snow, White iPhone X with blue sparkles, blond, likes big sweaters, addicted to Star Bucks (Iced Carmel latte with extra whip cream and non fat milk), wears slides or fuzzy socks all the time and likes Organic strawberry granola with dried coconut, wears Birkenstocks all the time.

This 2018 white girl is crazy for everything white.

by All things white June 15, 2018

White People-ing

The act of minding business not your own; business you have not been invited to mind.

Ex. William calls Bob to tell him not to give Sam a job reference because he knows something personal about Sam.

This is not William's business. He is White People-ing.

by Tennie E March 25, 2019

big white van

Some weird ass vehicle with a gross ass dude offering candy to innocent civilians except blacks. They be like: HELL NO!!

Hey!! There's a big white van ready to take u to camp!

by Qbo Strippy June 21, 2016

little white pill

any pill that is little or white, you dont need to know what it is just take it

"hey whats that little white pill?"
"i dont know take it and find out!"

by drugaddict4 January 4, 2009