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bare-handed double play 

a regrettable phenomenon, most typically occurring on a diaper table, wherein an undiapered baby "drops a deuce" then encores with a "golden shower", as (s)he is being adjusted to fit into the clean diaper. As the definition implies, the resultant fluids thoroughly coat the adult's hands, typically through a disgusting direct hit. Silently enduring this or laughing aloud is a sure evidence of evolutionary fitness; why else would one tolerate a little person relieving him/herself directing onto one's hands?
While "turning a bare-handed double play" is among the most vaunted and skillful of infielders' defensive plays, it is among the lowest of indignities on the diaper table. Though it does also require quick thinking and defensive maneuvers to keep fluids off clothes and clean diapers and changing pads, any such heroics are outweighed by the hilarious, disgusting and deflating fact of hands covered in baby urine and poop.

Serbian Jew Double Bluff 

Rod Blagojevich's failed appeal to the Illinois State Senate
Nice try Rod, but we see through your Serbian Jew Double Bluff

s-n-double-o-p-d-o-double-g 

my name is s-n-double-o-p-d-o-double-g

Mario Kart:Double Dash 

Mario Kart Double Dash is awesome the two people in a sinlge kart was an ingeouus idea and shpws why Nintendo is the Number 1 video game developer. The graphics and sound are great. The controls are awesome. And the level design with the highly interactive enviorments. Ahhh if you haven't played this game you have lived.
Mario Kart Double Dash is in my opinion the best game in the Mario Kart Series and the second best racer ever next to Burnout 3 Takedown.
Mario Kart:Double Dash by Mc Mario December 3, 2004

the double volcano surprise 

the double volcano surprise is when you put mentos and diet coke in a girls vagina, and baking soda and vinegar in her anus. thus causing a chemical reaction, which shoots "volcanic" liquid out of the said holes. it isnt much fun for the girl, but it sure is fun to watch.
John gave me the double volcano surprise last night, it hurt so bad!

Reverse Double Quaid 

The Reverse Double Quaid, or RDQ, is an advanced sexual maneuver. It entails 3 steps. First, the quaid, where a woman shits into the ass of a man. The quaid is then doubled, when the man then takes that shit and shits it back into the woman's ass. This "double quaid" is subsequently reversed, by the woman taking this twice shat shit, and shitting it a third time onto the man's chest.
Dude, did you hear Jeff and Ashley did the Reverse Double Quaid last night? They must have done every possible sexual manuever by now.
Reverse Double Quaid by Can-man November 14, 2007