Shit Cunt 

Shit Cunt (in the UK, mostly London/ Essex) defines an idiotic, lairy, pointless, mouthy, self rightous woman/ girlfriend. As in she has a shit (useless) cunt.

Keep your 'Shit Cunt' of a missus quiet.

Shit Cunt by cockney_bullet November 18, 2010

Poke-A-Cunt-Us 

A condition posessed by many adult, male, heterosexuals, causing them to poke as many cunts as they possibly can.

GROUP OF FOXY CHICKS AT THE BEACH ...

FELICITY SHAGWELL: Watch out! There's Fat Bastard. He has a bad case of Poke-A-Cunt-Us. You certainly don't want that fat, heavy, sweaty, stinky, slimy body on top of you!

ALOTTA FAGINA: Oh, gross!

Poke-A-Cunt-Us by Peter Eaton, Urologist July 22, 2006

shit cunt 

The ass-pipe of a homosexual man. Generally this is the only real cunt a man has.

Ramone got banged up the shit cunt by some disgruntled customers after he gave them bad haircuts.

shit cunt by amulet_1972 October 7, 2008

nazi cunt 

a very useful insult that I love, I think it is my favorite insult ever. but some women find it degrading.

she's such a nazi cunt, I cant believe she lied about being able to do a kickflip and double impossibe. we all know she was totally lying out of her ass.

nazi cunt by kinky lil freak March 23, 2005

Strawberry short cunt 

A delicious vagina. Opposed to a sweaty rotten tuna tasting vagina.

OHHHHHH! Sally thats some delicious strawberry short cunt!

Strawberry short cunt by beef69 October 22, 2008

Lisa Cunt 

A very expensive call girl.

I looked up "escort" in the yellow pages because I wanted to lease a Ford, but I ended up with a Lisa Cunt instead. I had her all Memorial weekend, and it sure was memorialable! Especially with those memory glands of hers. I hope Lita Ford's mom won't be pissed.

Lisa Cunt by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006

Stupid fucking prick-faced cunt features

Something that the world is full of. Every time you look around, you're bound to see one; Your teacher, your boss, class mates, co-workers, people on the internet, friends, the guy walking behind you, you, the person standing infront of you in the que, people working the tills at shops, people walking their dogs.....

Everyone in the world but me, is a Stupid fucking prick-faced cunt features.

Stupid fucking prick-faced cunt features by Pimp-Master J August 23, 2006