Cock Knocker

a guy who likes to play with his dick

Jill likes to play with her cock knocker

by Danielle March 10, 2003

cock smack

Adj. cocksmack is a person who thinks he is hardcore and acts all tough basicaly an asshole on a higher level.

Noun. Usually Cops in rich suburban areas that have nothing better to do but sit at a corner and give rolling stop sign ticket violations and break up high school parties.

- A guy walks into the room looks around like hes a hardass and doesnt talk to anyone.

John: Look at that fucking cock smack !
Tyrone: i know.

- Cop pulls you over because you went 5mph over the speed limit, or because you did a rolling stop on a stop sign.

Cop: Do you know what you did son ?
Tim: umm no, i honestly dont officer.
Cop: you didnt stop on that fucken stop sign !
Tim: uhhh okay im sorry.
Cop: What are you on drugs ?
Tim: uhh no officer, i just didnt really see anyone going so i deciede that.
Cop: (radio) i need back up we have a r-04 over here possibly DUI
Tim: uhh.. officer i told you im not on any type of drugs
... and it continues on next thing you know u have 4 cop cars pulling over some dumb teenager for a rolling stop.

by Rodney Y December 28, 2005

cock bomb

cockaroach bomb,insect bomb

im ganna cock bomb my shed tomorrow

by numstto November 6, 2007

cock wrangler

1. let's just say, "a cowboy's version of a handjob."

If Ryan Barnes wore a cowboy hat, leather chaps and sported a lasso nestled between his butt cheeks, he would be a cock wrangler.

by Robby J July 2, 2003

Tolkein Cock

Anything branded with the "Lord of the Rings" name for the sole purposes of making money off the hopeless nerd that will buy anything with "Lord of the Rings" on it and a price tag.

Made up exclusively by me.

Nerd: "Hey look at the new Return of the King game!"
Me: "Looks like just another box full of Tolkein Cock"

by JDM December 7, 2003

Cock Eye

Markie Poo has it. Whenever you see him, remind him of this.

<Kenji> ME KARA BEAM!!!! (>_0==================X__X=======================
...
<Kenji> i have a penis in my eye

by Necrololicon February 26, 2005

cock monster

Extremely large monster (usually black) closely resembling the form of a male penis.. Normally residing in residential swimming pools and bathrooms... rises from dormant state when provoked by habitual line stepping hos and blue balls.

Rudely awakened from his slumber, the dark skinned COCK MONSTER, growled as she put her cloths back on!!!

by John and Derek June 22, 2006