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beard water

Water that collects on a man's facial hair that is imparted to a woman's cheek when he kisses her. The amount of water collected increases with the awesomeness of the beard.
"Ugh, gross, beard water! Did you wipe your face?"
by Liz by way of jim December 12, 2012
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Beard Combed

The act of haveing a freshly combed beard in a crazy situation. You don't necessarily have to have one but combing your chin pretty much makes you in the game.
ex.
Person 1- "Yo man you clearly almost got hit by that car while running drunk across the drink".
Person 2- "Dude don't worry about it........Beard Combed"
by DizBuddy September 21, 2009
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grey beard

An older man, usually someone with seniority in a business, a labor union or other community. Often used disrespectfully by younger members when referring to preferential treatment or out-dated behavior.
I hate the grey beards. They do nothing but talk about the old days and get first dibs on all the good assignments.
by PrimalChaos August 14, 2010
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Pussy Beard

A man's beard that smells like a vagina after performing oral on a woman.
"Babe, you need to wash your face...I can still smell your pussy beard."
by Khaleesidanaran November 4, 2015
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beard farmer

1.) One who grows beards, especially in pursuit of competition or political office.
2). Folksy, indie musical genre often characterized by such band members.
Did you catch the two Fleet Foxes sets at Sasquatch? Those guys are real beard farmers.
by Seattle Kyle May 26, 2008
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Beard cheese

Beard cheese.

The residue that gets crusty on the facial hair around the mouth after eating lots of vagina!!!
That beard cheese was extra thick thus morning.

The beard caught all the cheese last night.
Fumunda cheese, how's about beard cheese!
by DanK6501 November 4, 2017
mugGet the Beard cheesemug.

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