fuck-weasel

someone who isn't quite a snake or a backstabber but is almost there.

friend 1 *did you hear about what molly said to jenny?*

friend 2 *oh is she just being a fuck-weasel again?*

by creator8000 November 2, 2017

Cheese Weasel

A thot that only goes after uncircumcised males because he/she enjoys the dick cheese which resides beneath the foreskin

Thot #1: Ugh that hoe is a fucking cheese weasel
Thot #2: Yeah, she likes dick cheese. Eewww.

by Zuccyneedsuccy April 20, 2019

smack the weasel

a euphemism meaning masturbation

I walked into the room and saw my roomie smack the weasel

by smacktheweasel July 18, 2011

Yellow ass weasel

When you have your legs up on the table and boastfully fart to your onlookers, and come to the realisation that your booty hole is slightly wet. Take yourself down the toilet to find the yellowest of all mucus in your white underwear.

Andy turned himself into a yellow ass weasel at work again.

by Ekewanka November 30, 2018

dyke weasel

A term used to describe a weasel that dwells inside the uderus of a human female. Dyke weasels can live up to 50 years of age inside the uderus because they feed off of the ambilical cord. During pregnancy, dyke weasels may hurt or even eat you fetus if the fetus is not strong enough to defend itself. In some cultures dyke weasels are considered a luxury and anyone with a dyke weasel is treated with much respect and authority. To obtain a dyke weasel, enter a wooded area and construct a trail of bait leading into you uderus. It may take up to 5 hours for a weasel to respond.

Im getting a dyke weasel for Christmas.
My friend's sister has a dyke weasel.

by Bob October 12, 2004

Weasel

An utterly odious type of vermin usually found hovering around leak detectors. This creature can not be trusted around Sheep or small animals. A distant cousin of the Shawn, which is indiginous to Ireland and other third world countries

The Weasel caused much hate and discontent in the Service Department.

by LarryD November 23, 2006

Weasel

He's hott...better looking then you anyways...and he's all pimpin' and shit...yeah u know he's DA WEASEL and none other shall be me!

Hott chick 1:I got a date with Weasel tonight!
Hott chick 2:then its a double date...I'm datin him too!
Hott chick 3:Tripple

by Matt "Weasel" Hancock May 2, 2004