Weiner Fart

The traitorous little puff of air that squeezes out the tip of the when it's been tucked too tight, sucked too sloppy, or pressed too passionately into forbidden crevices. Often mistaken for a curse or a call for help, but sometimes a fun icebreaker.

I was grinding on him so hard I thought they moaned, but nope - their dick totally just let out a Weiner Fart.

The first time I heard Katy Perry sing "like a hard candy with a surprise center" I knew she was totally talking about a Weiner Fart.

by ol_flirty_bastrd June 15, 2025

pancake weiner

A weiner that is short. But also super wide. Synonym: Chode

Heidi: Dude I found out sam has a pancake weiner.
Judy: You cant hook up with that.

by Slampiece22 October 11, 2009

Weiner man

A male that is very attracted to sausage shaped things, like a penis for example.

Josh: Dude whats your obsession with hot dogs?

Josh 2: Nothing much i'm just a Weiner man

by BigRussianBalls42069 October 6, 2021

Weiner

Hot dog weiner.

"Buy the weiners from the restraunt"

by dj_beans October 26, 2020

weiner baby

A newly deflowered person who still has very little understanding about how to pleasure a weiner

Alisa just sucked her first dick, a brand new weiner baby is born.

by unheracross September 24, 2018

Weiner Pog

A yummy Weiner.

Man! Those Hot Dogs were Weiner Pog!

by Weiner World February 23, 2021

Soup can weiner

A penis that is very thick, round and short. Shares the likeness of a soup can.

“Have you seen Trevor’s dick? He’s got a soup can weiner.”

by Rothers2002 November 16, 2018