waffle sack

When you place your balls and sack in a Waffle iron to flatten them so they can glide between your legs instead of hitting your legs.

This feels so fucking good walking with my new Waffle sack.

by Keeping it real February 20, 2017

cleveland waffle

Taking a shit in a laptop (usually so one else's) and shutting it.

I just totally gave Joe the Cleveland Waffle. You should have seen his face.

by Elywin May 21, 2016

nigga waffle

A nigga that turned into a waffle

"bro that nigga turned into a waffle. He a nigga waffle"

by Brycen9117 September 19, 2018

Waffle-faced

An individual whose visage is marked by deep pockmarks, typically a result of acne vulgaris

That on-camera PBS News Hour dude who reports on economics is definitely a waffle-faced—clearly once ravaged by acne vulgaris.

by AntoineStumpf March 18, 2021

Chicago waffle

Taking a dump on someone’s latptop key board then shutting the lid

I Chicago waffled Greg the other day, needless to say he was not amused

by The meme god August 22, 2018

Instagram Waffle

A psychological disorder where anyone who's on Instagram will compulsively overuse hashtags when describing a picture of themselves or anyone/thing on Instagram. (This disease is only common to those who own an iPhone)

Rachel: Everytime my sister is on instagram, she always has to pull a duck face pose and she always uses hashtags constantly. What's wrong with this girl?

Doctor: I'm afraid your sister is suffering from "Instagram Waffle". I recommend a Nokia Lumia or a Samsung Galaxy S4 to reduce the withdrawal syndrome, or maybe she would actually get a real life and take up sports instead of wasting her life on that thing.

by opeN5556 June 16, 2013

love waffle

A typo of the traditional 'lessthanthree' or, <3.

A love waffle consists of the 'less than' sign and a 'waffle' sign. <#

I love waffle you <#

by justjenn January 10, 2010