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The name of the almighty Toadie the true king of the wasteland. He fights with his fist, he eats the living and the dead. The Toadie Ideology is a simple one. It is to kill every living and breathing thing, so that in the end only Toadie remains. Toadie is seen in the eyes of some as a god, and thus has amassed a following. Some argue this is a cult, but is in fact a way of life. Praise be.
Alternatively used to refer to somebody's inner Toadie (their pure physical power)
Alternatively used to refer to somebody's inner Toadie (their pure physical power)
by Toadie Lover August 19, 2016
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Get the toader mug.noun: a person who happens to be irritating/dumb that they are about as useless as a toad that has the sole purpose to consume chode.
Wow, Jake Brosen is such a chode toad.
That redneck is such a chode toad, he always yells at Daquan (presumed to be a person of African descent) for being useless to our country.
That redneck is such a chode toad, he always yells at Daquan (presumed to be a person of African descent) for being useless to our country.
by frosty beats March 13, 2018
Get the chode toad mug.a short fat lady with pants that are way to tight, because she is trying to attract lesbians because no man would touch that even if they had a four hundred ply condom. you can hear then coming from a mile away and your penis gets force like powers
guy1: dude! my penis just quivered
guy2: OH Shit!!
guy3: run BITCH run
guy2: Its a Frakin homosexual toad!!!
guy2: OH Shit!!
guy3: run BITCH run
guy2: Its a Frakin homosexual toad!!!
by etard6969 April 29, 2009
Get the homosexual toad mug.an ugly women with a wide smile, and hips uncomforatably wide.
she will normally be a freak in bed, but her ugliness will turn most men away.
she is a bitch in all senses of the word and can manipulate the weak minded. she attempts to control every situation she is a part of.
Toad's are especially good at being "fake nice"
these are not understanding women, and are generally terribly impatient.
to recap they are ugly on the inside and outside.
she will normally be a freak in bed, but her ugliness will turn most men away.
she is a bitch in all senses of the word and can manipulate the weak minded. she attempts to control every situation she is a part of.
Toad's are especially good at being "fake nice"
these are not understanding women, and are generally terribly impatient.
to recap they are ugly on the inside and outside.
that bitch is toadin'
That girl look like a toad.
This women is a toad in all meanings.
I thought about sleeping with her, but decided she was too much of a toad.
That girl look like a toad.
This women is a toad in all meanings.
I thought about sleeping with her, but decided she was too much of a toad.
by moses6 June 28, 2011
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