Twilight Saga

This saga of books was derived from Stephanie Meyer's sick twisted fantasies, as admitted by the author herself. This book involves the following

-Two people falling in love purely for looks
-lack of character dynamics
-a creepy abusive vampire being accepted as an ideal boyfriend
-Vampires being portrayed as blood-thirsty fairies
-lack of knowledge of the difference between a ware wolf and an Animagus
-A Mary Sue who seems to know NOTHING about anything around her.
-lack of basic knowledge of chromosomes

Half of the paragraphs only talk about edward's eyes, and the other half are blunt, dull actions written out with overused words. This book seems to support necrophelia, pedophelia, and suicidal actions being taken because someone broke up with you.

In other words, don't read this book. And all the thumbs down for this are twilight fangirls who think they know everything.
Person1: have you read the Twilight Saga?
Person2: No, I read harry potter. JK Rowling actually knows something about magic and mythical creatures and relationships.

IE2

Retard 1: I just wrote a book based on my sexual fantasy
Retard 2: Great, another twilight saga.
Retard 1: Actually, I know what a vampire is, and I know ware wolves don't change at will and forgot who they really are. Besides, I don't even have those characters.
Retard 2: I guess that's okay.
by KT JDDD August 10, 2010
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twilight biatch

A twilight is a emo biatch.

All bitches are going crazy over the twilight books and movie and shit.
But twilight is such a bunch of whiny emo biatches, what ever happen to badasses vampires? now all they do is complain about their feelings. And what about vampires don’t fry in sunlight anymore! So instead of frying in direct sunlight, they sparkles unnaturally like small sad diamonds, shit! Thank goth that robert is a pretty shining disco bowl or else i had left the cinema on a drop of a hat. Yea i haven't read the books, but fuck those damn books! Stop readig that shit. Use your own fucking mind and make up a better story. I fuck the teenage romance between a 100-year old pathetic vampire ass and a 17-year old frikkin emo kid.
MARIA: "BUHUUU BUHUU!!!!!"
ESTER: "You are a twilight biatch"
MARIA: "shait!"
by †reptilicus† March 16, 2009
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Twilight

a book that has gotten me to believe that every page has either the word Eward on it. (yes i checked)
Edward also sparkles
it is a tween book.

just from a girls point of view:
but come on if your are girl and u had a choice between a hot vampire that sparkles and a hot human i would go for the hot sparkling vampire guy.
in twilight a girl feel for a guy that sparkles.

nuf said?
by beriiluvv December 26, 2009
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Twilight Originals

Twilight Originals or T~O is a groups of dedicated fans from IMDb Twilight Boards. It was created by cherry_blossom91 aka Fi.

We are fans of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga, and we were and are fans before the movie Twilight came out.

There are 1,206 strong memeber willing to defend Twilight at all cost against trolls.
twilight originals are for anyone who has read the book before seeing the movie.

we are famous, cast members and Stephenie Meyer have all mentioned us, we are fastly becoming the biggest twilight group in the world! Twilgiht Originals.

T~O are totally are better than you since 2007

IMDb T~O rule the chatzy world
by IMDbTwilightOriginals June 12, 2008
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Twilight

(N) a fantastic vampire book written by Mormon Stephanie Meyer. Though the fanbase is largely female, many readers of both sexes are inspired by the four novels.

Twilight
New Moon
Eclipse
Breaking Dawn

An amazing book series, the story is interesting and allows everyone to fullfil their hidden romance fantasies. I suggest it to everyone, regardless of what ANYONE SAYS!
OME! Have you read Twilight? Edward Cullen is amazing. I love him.
by LuckyBellaC February 19, 2009
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twilight fan

pathetic girls who like this book because all the other girls like it.
ex im a TWILIGHT FAN and so is my mom.tmilight is only famous because some TWILIGHT FANS SAW IT ON A MOVIE
by PARKOURFAILURE November 11, 2009
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Twilight Cupcakes

When two girls on their rag get in the scissor position, and vigorously convulse whilst screaming Edwards name.
"Dude, those bitches are crazy. I bet they left the theater to make some Twilight Cupcakes."
by ApplesauceBitch January 06, 2010
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