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SafeTGard twat

The one person who walks into the bathroom that is a total germophobe about toilet seats. So to subdue their fears, they use "SafeTGard" toilet seat covers, often leaving them there when they're done for the pending shitter to have to sweep off the toilet seat.
Husband walking out of the bathroom:

Wife: "Hey honey, did you have a nice shit?"

Husband: "Well, I would have if those damn SafeTGard twats would learn to clean up after themselves."
by IsraelHands09 October 1, 2010
mugGet the SafeTGard twatmug.

twat mcwaffle

When calling someone a twat doesn't seem like enough of an insult. Now they are a smashed unrecognizable, over cooked, crispy twat.
Hey you fucking twat mcwafflel, watch what the fuck you're doing.
by Dickhead_supreme January 27, 2017
mugGet the twat mcwafflemug.

twat gut

"I thought the girl was walking backwards, but it was just a bad case of twat gut."
by Andrew "bunnilingus" Morrow October 30, 2003
mugGet the twat gutmug.

Man-Twat

God damn it Woody stop fingering my man-twat.
by B - Wang March 25, 2019
mugGet the Man-Twatmug.

Cujo twat

When a female gets so aroused her pussy starts drooling like a Saint Bernard.
When Sarah was getting a thigh ride from Tom he could feel her wetness through his jeans, he knew by her extreme cujo twat that he would be getting puss tonight for sure!
by Bearballs 44 August 21, 2017
mugGet the Cujo twatmug.

twat pink

Shade of bright pink, akin to that found in female genitals.
He was so embarrassed, his face went twat pink.
by Twabasco February 15, 2009
mugGet the twat pinkmug.

Cruise Twat

Someone who travels by cruise and acts like they know everything. They're bitchy and stuck up. They wear sun visors, fanny packs, khaki shorts, and tropical print button ups, and Jesus sandals. They think they have the right of way for everything, and are commonly seen scratching their head while holding a map.
RUN! THE CRUISE TWATS ARE ARRIVING IN ARUBA! HERE THEY COME!
by bitchValentina December 21, 2018
mugGet the Cruise Twatmug.

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