The one person who walks into the bathroom that is a total germophobe about toilet seats. So to subdue their fears, they use "SafeTGard" toilet seat covers, often leaving them there when they're done for the pending shitter to have to sweep off the toilet seat.
Husband walking out of the bathroom:
Wife: "Hey honey, did you have a nice shit?"
Husband: "Well, I would have if those damn SafeTGard twats would learn to clean up after themselves."
Wife: "Hey honey, did you have a nice shit?"
Husband: "Well, I would have if those damn SafeTGard twats would learn to clean up after themselves."
by IsraelHands09 October 1, 2010
Get the SafeTGard twatmug. When calling someone a twat doesn't seem like enough of an insult. Now they are a smashed unrecognizable, over cooked, crispy twat.
by Dickhead_supreme January 27, 2017
Get the twat mcwafflemug. by Andrew "bunnilingus" Morrow October 30, 2003
Get the twat gutmug. by B - Wang March 25, 2019
Get the Man-Twatmug. When Sarah was getting a thigh ride from Tom he could feel her wetness through his jeans, he knew by her extreme cujo twat that he would be getting puss tonight for sure!
by Bearballs 44 August 21, 2017
Get the Cujo twatmug. by Twabasco February 15, 2009
Get the twat pinkmug. Someone who travels by cruise and acts like they know everything. They're bitchy and stuck up. They wear sun visors, fanny packs, khaki shorts, and tropical print button ups, and Jesus sandals. They think they have the right of way for everything, and are commonly seen scratching their head while holding a map.
by bitchValentina December 21, 2018
Get the Cruise Twatmug.