by jcstreetz November 19, 2014
The act of pulling vigorously with ones mouth upon the aft portions of dead and bloated seals on the beach. This is most commonly done by the most vile of canine species. A pre-sterilization process of urininating upon the carcass is also quite common, known as "seasoning". A North Atlantic variant is known as "The Digby Tug". Other similar activities are Carkrubbing (frottage), Carkface Nuzzling, and the most rare, Carkspooning. They are all basically the canine interpretations of necrophilia.
"Wowzers, look at Digby go! He's a real champ at Carkhole Tugging! What a way to get the day started!"
by Nathanialowl September 09, 2013
The tuff tug is when a chick tugs on your meat so hard it feels as if she is aggressively sanding a stick.
The tuff tug is a aggressive handjob
Bro she gave me a tuff tug now my shit raw and it hurts to touch
Bro she gave me a tuff tug now my shit raw and it hurts to touch
by Hey him September 05, 2024
The act of giving someone a handjob to completion whilst simultaneously blowing vape smoke over their penis.
*walks into a room to see cum on the floor and a distant smell of watermelon ice*
‘Jesus.. someone’s been steam tugging in here’
‘Jesus.. someone’s been steam tugging in here’
by Lavarock May 29, 2024
Coercing a flaccid penis into self-pleasure, not because one is feeling amorous, but they haven't had time. This is common among suburban dads.
by Ridge_Land July 17, 2022
by Bradyburg June 06, 2024
The act of having sex with a woman who is nearly due, while being afraid of the baby grabbing your penis and playing tug of war with it.
by J19 December 28, 2016