nut musket

She took a shot to the face from my nut musket.
by jcstreetz April 04, 2016
mugGet the nut musketmug.

grub n tug

Eating a man's ass while simultaneously jerking him off.
Chick gave me the best grub n tug ever last night.
by jcstreetz November 18, 2014
mugGet the grub n tugmug.