Truffle fingers

When someone sticks their fingers in a females butthole the puts them in her vagina

Hey babe, wanna make some truffle fingers

by Urbanstreets653 August 1, 2016

truffle butter fish hook

The collection of a delightful musty treat (truffle butter) at the base of a mans cock, upon the index finger, shaping the finger into a fish hook shape and hooking an unexpecting slut in the corner of the mouth while ass jacking her.

The truffle butter fish hook, is the best way to keep the skank whores coming back! Hey Brian! I'll bet she didn't call you back because you didn't use the truffle butter flavored fish hook!

by Sperm o matic June 18, 2017

Rum Truffle

A truffle full of rum.

Tomos: Would you like to sniff my rum truffle?

Cole: Sure, don't mind if I do, I do love a good old rum truffle sniffing!

by Rum Truffle 123 June 16, 2011

magic truffles

A small shaped piece of confectionery made with the Atoms straight from hell. Tastes like metal and soil, best to digest with other food. Sold in shops in Amsterdam.

These "truffles" will make you lose your shit as you attempt to comprehend what your brain does on a daily basis.

--In Store--
Tourist A: I just bought 2gm of Magic Truffles!
Tourist B aka Shroom-master: I see you went for the pussy trip i got 10gm?

--few hours later
Tourist A: Look at all the beautiful people and buildings!
Shroom-master: Bruh what even is hunger?
Shroom-master: Why is everyone looking at me?
Shroom-master: The ambulances they are coming for me!!!
Shroom-master: Should have went for the pussy trip how long till this wares off!!

by Turboman2016 June 9, 2016

trafficist

one who gains pleasure from sitting in traffic for prolong periods of time

John is such a trafficist, he refuses to leave early in order to commute in the peak traffic times.

by John R. Clarke October 22, 2008

Traffucked

to be fucked by horrible traffic.

Christina was TRAFFUCKED this morning because of the overturned big rig on the 60 freeway.

by KroqnGirl July 23, 2009

Trafficated

used to describe a place or thing that has a lot of traffic.

Man Whore: Wow that party was great last night!
Jellous Friend: No, that party sucked! You only like it cause your dick was well trafficated by those hookers.

by 256Stud March 1, 2011