tool tank 

A colorful tank top generally worn by annoying and obnoxious whiteboys who think they are god's gift to earth and need to wear a WESC tank top with vans and skinny jeans everywhere they go. The tool tank is only 1 step above a wife-beater and tools often think that because tool tanks cost $24.99 that they are fashionable and cool.

These tool tanks usually have colorful stripes so the tool makes sure he is noticed by everyone, also making it easier for his douchebaggery to be noticed by fellow tools.

Tools can often be seen wearing tool tanks in frat houses, on the beach, or riding around in their F150s as they roam around the 909.

Jim: "Look at that frat jerk off wearing that tool tank"
Ryan: "What a fucking tool"

tool tank by 1lastthingandPrimo October 30, 2010

tool nose 

1.person that has green gooey boogers on their nose everyday w/o knowing it.

2.weird shaped nose of a person.

also been called TN for short.

Mannn, she sexy but she has a ugly tool nose!!

tool nose by chinge June 22, 2009

Tool Move 

when someone does something that could cause them to be classified as a tool. This could mean doing something just because it's 'cool' and/or because someone told them to and/or because that's what everyone else is doing.

"Why would you go to the midnight premiere of Twilight when you can just see it the next day at a reasonable hour? What a tool move."

Tool Move by Noddatool January 11, 2009

Tool box with matching power douche accessories 

A tool box with matching power douche accessories is the most egregious form of tool. If a tool is a common douche-bag, and a tool box is where tons of tools go, then a tool box with matching power douche accessories is the apex predator of douches.

This person would be the megalodon of douche, the Elvis of douchebaggery, or the Mount Everest of douche. In the SCUBA diving world this person would be the Andrea Doria of douche. In rock climbing, this person would be the 5.15a of douche. In cycling, this person would be the Tour De Douche, except that he would have both testicles. In Kalifornia, this person would be the Nancy Pelosi of douche. In the hand gun world, this person would be the Desert Eagle of douche...a douche that is completely unlike other douches to an almost comical, unnecessary degree.

HISTORY OF THE PHRASE:

Cliffy, a Sergeant in my unit in 3rd Infantry Division, referred to our commander (he who shall not be named) as a tool box with matching power douche accessories one time. We all instantly recognized the gravity of the phrase. Like the Tarrasque in Dungeons and Dragons, there can typically only be one tool box with matching power douche accessories in the world at any given point. According to legend, the tool box with matching power douche accessories may take on an apprentice tool box, and upon his death the apprentice will then gain the douche prowess of the then deceased tool box with matching power douche accessories.

"Man, our boss is the worse example of douchebaggery that I have ever witnessed in all my years in the military. He is a tool box with matching power douche accessories."

-Cliffy

Tool box with matching power douche accessories by CPT Ron April 30, 2013

tool gobbler 

a person who eats cock

Dave is a tool gobbler,but i still like him./ Sally is a fucking tool gobbler.

tool gobbler by steev c. May 23, 2006

Tool pic 

A male, typically shirtless, taking photos to impress the opposite or in some cases same sex... Photo styles usually include the classic mirror selfie, or downward angle.

"Mary did you see franks tool pic?"
"Yeah, what a meat head!"

Tool pic by Clambake March 3, 2015

tool shed 

The Kappa Sigma fraternity house at the University of Tulsa.

Dude, that's the Kappa Sig house. Why would you go over to that fuckin tool shed?

tool shed by TU1 September 11, 2006