SafeTGard twat

The one person who walks into the bathroom that is a total germophobe about toilet seats. So to subdue their fears, they use "SafeTGard" toilet seat covers, often leaving them there when they're done for the pending shitter to have to sweep off the toilet seat.

Husband walking out of the bathroom:

Wife: "Hey honey, did you have a nice shit?"

Husband: "Well, I would have if those damn SafeTGard twats would learn to clean up after themselves."

by IsraelHands09 October 1, 2010

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tech-twat

An adult, usually a parent, who pretends to know it all about computers and yet usually installs shitty antivirus software, use nothing but Internet Explorer, have their computers run on Windows XP, and use Yahoo as their default search engine.

Dad: Hey son! I just installed this new, free antivirus software called Spy Sherrif, and it said you have 43 viruses! I'm just gonna click fix now...
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!

by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014

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Twat Swatter

The act or words of a female that prevents another female getting laid. Similar to a cock block but for females.

Jenny says "So you wanna go to the bedroom"
Brad "Well Yes"
Courtney "Hey Jenny have your herpes cleared up?"
Brad "Nevermind"
Jenny "Fuck you, you Twat Swatter"

by Seargant Shaft June 16, 2010

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twat pink

Shade of bright pink, akin to that found in female genitals.

He was so embarrassed, his face went twat pink.

by Twabasco February 15, 2009

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Man-Twat

A gentleman's bum hole

God damn it Woody stop fingering my man-twat.

by B - Wang March 25, 2019

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Cujo twat

When a female gets so aroused her pussy starts drooling like a Saint Bernard.

When Sarah was getting a thigh ride from Tom he could feel her wetness through his jeans, he knew by her extreme cujo twat that he would be getting puss tonight for sure!

by Bearballs 44 August 21, 2017

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