fork licker

a fucking retard who thinks licking forks is better than sticking them in the electrical socket.

Guy 1: So you lick forks, don't you?
Fork licker: Shut up spoon sucker.

by Spoon Sucker December 01, 2022

Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.

I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.

by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023

White Fork Wasted

The act of getting so white girl wasted that you can spell it.

I’m so freaking white fork wasted after eight shots of tequila.

by whiteboi9599 November 25, 2022

eat forks with noodles

Something Asians like to do to insult white people

Joe: yo I saw Mr Miyagi eat forks with noodles yesterday
John: bruh

by maximitis November 10, 2024

Steaming Fork

When you are taught something but you learned nothing.

My life is a Steaming Fork

by Zucchini_weeny June 03, 2022

Alberta fork lift operator

This just means that you have an IQ of a genius, have a massive penis, and you're an absolute lady's man

Buddy guy I had the best orgy last weak because ya know im an alberta fork lift operator, The woman just can't stay off me

by Who cares my friend August 04, 2023

3 pronged fork

Also known as a fuckin national crime

3 pronged fork shouldn't exist

by Cthulhu's Servant June 27, 2019