When a Woman is giving you a Blowjob and demands you allow her to bend your cock, then stuff it into your ass, just as you are ejaculating, causing a pearl necklace to drip down your inner thighs.
by Dick-balls MaGee March 21, 2021
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by Zmann December 18, 2021
When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
by The only big Mike January 03, 2019
When you really want to have sex with someone, but it's evident they have the flu; fever, chills, stuffy nose. While it should be a deterrent and you're putting your own immune system at risk, you do it anyway.
Joe was only here for one night, sick as a dog, but I had to go for the flu screw because last time we saw each other he made me cum 9 times.
by RRiveraLB January 02, 2017
This guy was explaining plumbing to a random web designer. He was totally talking screws to a hammer.
by Slowpoke8888 June 05, 2024
A southern Texas figure who grew up listening to Dj Screw working out a Bando.
Known as self made, independent entrepreneur.
Known as self made, independent entrepreneur.
by VouchForTx March 14, 2019