eddie tepper

someone who tends to be good at everything he does

omg you can do everything! are you Eddie Tepper?

by anonymous November 22, 2021

cotton topper

Old People. Because their hair gets white (the color of cotton). “Toppers” for short.

We demolished a couple cotton toppers on the pickleball court today. They couldn’t keep up.

by anonymous December 25, 2021

lemonade topper

Think of it as fucking taking a piss in the tank of a toilet. Like an upper decker but with piss.

He did a lemonade topper in yo toilet man.

Fuck I know shit sucks

by Mrs. Simms January 7, 2022

Day Tripper

A day tripper is someone who has fantastical theories and takes you on rabbit holes that makes you question everything you've ever believed or thought.

That guy is such a day tripper, he has me contemplating all my life choices!

by KayTheSav February 22, 2022

David Tepper

David Tepper doesn't want to win a Super Bowl more than the Carolina Panthers, Jerry Richardson, or the fans of the Carolina Panthers. Anybody that believes that has been mislead. He's just a rich guy from Pittsburgh (with deeper pockets than most people that buy a sports franchise) that bought the team, big fuckin deal.

David Tepper has convinced some fans of the Panthers that he's their kind of guy, the Panther's fan's Panther's fan, but he doesn't give a fuck about what you give a fuck about, he doesn't give a fuck about you. He's always had a financial interest in mind since he bought the team.

by The Original Agahnim January 27, 2022

Lord Tippet

will kick you out even though you're the best detective.

Lord Tippet horneeeeeee

by quartz89 February 6, 2022

Jack Tripper

noun

\ ˈjak \ \ ˈtri-pər \

Definition

A person who is notorious for feeling guilty about masturbating.

Why’d you and John break-up?

Girl, he is a total Jack Tripper. It wasn’t just the well documented / semi-universal guilt a person might experience right after jacking off…John would also feel it WHILE jacking off ! And don’t get me started on how that affected our sex life. Any outside-of-the-box shit i would mention to him like brother/sister role play or having sex in public would send him into a shame-spiral that would render him useless….sexually for weeks at a time. We broke-up because John is a DEFCON-5 level Jack Tripper. Cold truth. Cold truth.

by anonymous March 28, 2022