Holy Yogurt

A cheap and disgusting yogurt that brings back innocence.

She saw something inappropriate and needs her holy yogurt.

by Whyudothis2me June 14, 2017

Yogurt war

When a group of men attempt to ejaculate on eachother competitively 😂

Angelo and jadon had a yogurt war while everyone was gone.

by Datnigga23gotbars August 23, 2017

vinila yogurt

1. grossest yogurt you can buy

that vinila yogurt was so good-tyler

by tylersvinilayogurt March 2, 2022

hot yogurt

Infant (0-6months) poop, mustard colored, with a slight dairy smell.

Junior needs a new diaper, he just made a hot yogurt.

by Terry Magic August 23, 2025

yogurt streak

Lady cum on your weiner.

Dude, your yogurt streaks smell like fish sticks

by TheStreaker January 7, 2021

Ear yogurt

When a lactose product like milk is left in the ear canal long enough to furment into yogurt. This will affect balance, smell, and sinus pressure causing head aches.

The smelly guy fell down due to his ear yogurt ...

by Chucknasty December 21, 2016

Call it a yogurt

A meaningless, unimportant, useless, money-leeching, mundane filler word that has no importance other than being at the end of sentences and serves to be infuriating.

"Dude, my dog died."
"Wow, call it a yogurt."
"What? I'm serious."
"Yeah, yikes... Call it a yogurt."

by lulucio March 27, 2025