Man she got so horny she was running a river on the seat of my car!
I reached in her pants and she was running a river down there.
I reached in her pants and she was running a river down there.
by ImmaculatePerception July 28, 2010
1) A phrase used to describe a large margin of victory, often with the intent to degrade the losing team or player.
2) To have a relaxing day fishing in a calm river. To tame the river, just for the sake of proving your superiority over said river.
3) A term used to describe the incredible feat of Bilbo Baggins when he rode down the river on barrels through Mirkwood to save the dwarves of the Lonely Mountain, shows the power of the Fellowship.
4) Any fantasy football team that has Philip Rivers at QB and foolishly believes that he will lead their team to victory.
5) Slang for embarrassing.
6) Phrase used to imply failure.
2) To have a relaxing day fishing in a calm river. To tame the river, just for the sake of proving your superiority over said river.
3) A term used to describe the incredible feat of Bilbo Baggins when he rode down the river on barrels through Mirkwood to save the dwarves of the Lonely Mountain, shows the power of the Fellowship.
4) Any fantasy football team that has Philip Rivers at QB and foolishly believes that he will lead their team to victory.
5) Slang for embarrassing.
6) Phrase used to imply failure.
I rode all over the rivers today in my fantasy football game.
Notre Dame had their rivers riden all over last week in that embarrassing loss.
I'm riding the rivers, and it is only too easy.
Hate to burst your bubble, but I just stopped the river.
Notre Dame had their rivers riden all over last week in that embarrassing loss.
I'm riding the rivers, and it is only too easy.
Hate to burst your bubble, but I just stopped the river.
by The Fellowship team October 23, 2011
A guy who everyone should feel sorry for because he is named RIVERS. also wears dorky glasses, but most weezer fans love him anyway. i at least did, until one of the definitions said that he didnt like his fans. wtf?!
how could rivers cuomo not like his fans?
by TeenageLobotomy June 06, 2006
by Kefka Godhood September 30, 2017
When a Female Has Her Period while wearing white pants and forgets to use a tampon and the blood runs down here legs.
Me: Hey dood, Did you see katie?
Him: Yeah man. She was totaly just
Red River all up on 'dem pants
Me:Yeah 'dat shit it fuckin' Nasty.
Him: No shit.
Him: Yeah man. She was totaly just
Red River all up on 'dem pants
Me:Yeah 'dat shit it fuckin' Nasty.
Him: No shit.
by Big Nig Aaron May 15, 2005
a: hey I got with this hot bitch last night, her name was kristie!
B: yo dude she's a filthy river-rat!! DONT TELL ANYONE ELSE.
B: yo dude she's a filthy river-rat!! DONT TELL ANYONE ELSE.
by stinkyface March 30, 2004
by Lola Breezerman July 20, 2011