When a man is banging your wife and shoots a load and you cuckold in and clean it up because you like nuts with your yogurt.
by Mr. Gazelle March 30, 2024
Get the Yogurt Parfaitmug. If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.
Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!
Or
Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!
Or
Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!
by The dog cocker August 26, 2019
Get the Curdles dog yogurtmug. by wastemannn251 September 2, 2020
Get the Wet yogurtmug. by Whyudothis2me June 14, 2017
Get the Holy Yogurtmug. First, Alpha males were the best type of male to be. Then, it became Sigma males. Now, it's Yogurt Males.
"Yogurt Male" is just one of many labels made by men trying to out boost their fragile egos. Such men (Alphas, Sigmas, Yogurts, etc) fail to recognize women as people instead of sex objects, and thus end up blaming them for their unhappiness in life. In an attempt to find fulfillment in their lives, they come up with these new empty titles to elevate themselves above other men who are in reality, just as lonely as they are.
The specific reference to yogurt also has white supremacist undertones, since it is implying that men who are able to easily digest yogurt are superior to those who are not. Lactose intolerance is most prominently seen in Asia, Africa, and South America.
"Yogurt Male" is just one of many labels made by men trying to out boost their fragile egos. Such men (Alphas, Sigmas, Yogurts, etc) fail to recognize women as people instead of sex objects, and thus end up blaming them for their unhappiness in life. In an attempt to find fulfillment in their lives, they come up with these new empty titles to elevate themselves above other men who are in reality, just as lonely as they are.
The specific reference to yogurt also has white supremacist undertones, since it is implying that men who are able to easily digest yogurt are superior to those who are not. Lactose intolerance is most prominently seen in Asia, Africa, and South America.
Chad: "I'm not some sort of lowly Alpha Male, I'm a Yogurt Male."
Alex: "You can digest dairy? Color me impressed."
Alex: "You can digest dairy? Color me impressed."
by 50,000 Bees In A Trenchcoat March 6, 2024
Get the Yogurt Malemug. 
by bojzzle June 26, 2004
Get the yogurt rasinsmug.