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tube sock

A tube sock refers to the result of pink socking your partner, stapling the pink sock to a table, and then pulling on his/her head, stretching the inverted rectum an unhealthy distance.
Mr. Spock's cock shocked her Virginia stock before doing the tube sock
by Skippy December 13, 2006
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tube steak

A erect penis that is closely proportional to the size of a steak.
1)Wow, look at that big @$$ tube steak!

2) (In monotone) MY TUBE STEAK...
by Michael April 12, 2004
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tube sock

what you yell out while pointing at your boy when he appears to be infatuated with a hot chick (especially when the hot chick is within earshot). It means he needs a tube sock for masturbation purposes.
dude 1: Whoa, check out that badonkadonk!
dude 2: TUBE SOCK!
by fizzle April 2, 2004
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tube steak

the main course in a mock meal that you might offer to a hungry friend
Hungry friend: "I'm awfully hungry."
You: "Really? How'd you like a nice tube steak, smothered in underwear?"
by HEFFABONG April 13, 2006
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b tube

A homemade construction, often made from a water bottle or a toilet paper roll; the purpose for a b-tube is to exchange the smell of marijuanna for that of fabric softner. A b-tube is made of a tube with pieces of fabric softner inside. The word b-tube has derrived from 'bounce tube,' refereing to Bounce, a fabric softner company.
Example 1:
Edgar: Yo esse, it's starting to reek in here
Chale: No problem holmes, we'll just start using the b tube

Example 2:
Harry: Yo man, do you have an fabric softner?
Tom: Yeah, why do you need it?
Harry: oh, no biggie, i'm just blazing in my room, and i dont want it to smell too much.
by Yalts March 30, 2008
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noob tube

The art of using a rifle mounted grenade launcher. Commonly used in such video games as the Call of Duty franchise. This action in the gaming world is frowned upon by the more advanced gamers as it is most often used by "noobs" or gamers new to the game.
When playing Call of Duty; Modern Warfare 2 and you're on a decent kill streak and another gamer, of a lower rank, launches a grenade (via noob tube) in your general direction, without any sort of aim or skill, and kills you by sheer luck.
by powdrtostman December 11, 2009
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tube jacked

downloading videos from video web sites lyk youtube, google vid etc using widgets, softwares.....
max: i got the new underground "THE GAME" video..
sazz: how did u get dat ?
max: i tube jacked it...
by Dilin Nair December 20, 2008
mugGet the tube jackedmug.

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