Lagoon Poon

A sweaty, messy girls' downstairs

I couldn't go down on her because she had a mass case of Lagoon Poon

by Bohndo March 14, 2015

Slay that poon

verb, informal
The act of a male engaging in aggressive (consensual) sex, usually followed by bragging about it to his friends.

(past tense)
"Yeah, dude! I slayed that poon like it was high noon!"

(present tense)
"I'll call you back later, bro! I'm slaying that poon like it's high noon!"

(future tense)
Me: "Don't worry, Adam. One day, we'll slay that poon like it's high noon."
Adam: "Together."

by DatBoiAJ October 6, 2016

Dr Poon

a man with excessive knowledge of the female reproductive organ

It wont go in...best call Dr Poon

by Dr Poon April 28, 2012

Poon hooping

(verb) To smuggle illegal substances in one's vagina.

Hey girl, how do you plan to bring your ganja across the border?

I'm planning on poon hooping it.

by quillsbowl March 11, 2009

poon muffin

poon muffin cameltoe

Those pants were too tight,you can see her poon muffin.

by pdub253 December 24, 2008

poon swipe

to graze her vagina in an upward fashion

rather than a handshake or a kiss on the cheek, i prefer to give her a poon swipe

by suicidalgecko December 19, 2013

poon gravy

Poon gravy is vagina secretions.

Looks like you have a bit of poon gravy on your chin

by cougs76 August 20, 2017