Tucker Scrimshaw

Beautiful,rough anal porn performed by 2 jewish midgets in front of a live bear on top of the Alberta mountains

Me: this is some beautiful Tucker scrimshaw isnt it
Friend: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHOW ME THIS

by Goonies googoo August 10, 2020

Ticker

A term derogatory towards Muslims. The term originate from the sound a clock or a timer goes down

If he keeps being angry that they won't let him do his rituals he might become a ticker

by Jerryboiz September 21, 2020

Tucker Files

Critical evidence someone claims to have, but that they won't make public. Synonym: Giuliani Files.

The prosecutor said he had absolute proof the defendant was guilty, but the Court would have to take his word for it because it was all Tucker Files.

by JG_in_SB October 30, 2020

tackered

physically looking and feeling tired (looking rough)

where have you been all night, you look tackered.

by daddy2 February 28, 2021

Tucker’ed

Being in a situation that seems impossible, saying fuck it, attempting the situation, and succeeding.

I can’t believe I just knocked that guy out with one punch

Hell ye, you definitely Tucker’ed that.

by CI87 January 14, 2021

Tuckered

A legal defense that shifts the blame from baseless media lies to the consumers by stating the lies were never meant to be believed as no reasonable person could have accepted the lie as truth.

The Fox News audience is continually tuckered with information that was never intended to be believed as facts.

by HelpingHands334443 March 23, 2021

Tucker Cucking

1) To have the confused look Tucker Carlson has on his television show, that he practices at home by having random strangers engage in sex with his wife while asking them strawman questions to see if it affects their performance.

2) To engage in cuckolding, and sit in the corner with a look on your face either mock outrage or general confusion like Tucker Carlson during an episode of his television show, while engaging in conversation with the sexual participants on unrelated subjects,

1) "By the time I got through explaining what was wrong with his car, Jim looked like Tucker Carlson trying to understand cunilingus."

2) "Yeah, I was Tucker Cucking Laura last night. It was okay, but the stupid questions, and the look on her old man's face when I fucked her properly almost ruined my erection."

by FredMaudibCNN March 27, 2021