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Tech crush

Like a man crush or lady crush, when a heterosexual person has a "crush" on someone of the same gender, not sexual but kind of idolizing them, specifically for their technical prowess.
Many straight men end up having a tech crush on Troy Hunt (I don't blame them).
by trixmoto February 24, 2017
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transit tech

Where a bunch of dudes with the clap, aids, and stds go and transmit these Diseases to there female piers
Transit tech Boys who are burning on fire like a lighter

Yo bro I just fucked.....now you know this bitch burning
by Jason Michael February 14, 2018
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Comfort Tech

Anything technology related that will soothe, console, reassure, calm, relieve, and ease your mood. Like comfort food for technology.
Christy, "It's so nice to be on my computer again after being in meetings all day."

James, "Ahhhh, nice to see you got a little Comfort Tech."
by Tobiano March 16, 2011
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Tech KNR

1)Tech-Know Nothing Really noun
A word to describe the accumulated knowledge of lies that are given to a customer to make them think you know a lot about what you are talking about when it comes to a computer and anything related to its uses. A common word swapped around the vast majority of fellow workers in the IT service industry.
“I’m afraid Ill have to do a check up on the Tech KNR before I can give you a update on that serial port set up sir”

“Don’t you know that you have to plug in the DDR Ram with the port setting adjusted in the BIOS setting to flash the processors core settings in its cash. This can all be found in my local Tech KNR data base sir.”
by Echo11 January 14, 2008
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Tech Win

Used in the event of a device, gizmo, or gadget meeting or exceeding ones expectations.
Dude, a phone with voice recognition, built in satellite navigation, an 8.0 pixel camera, and a 1GHz processor? That’s a total tech win.
by Mattimus-Prime October 5, 2010
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P-TECH

A program that's supposed to be fun, but ends up being a living hell.
Person 1: "Hey, how's P-Tech going?"
Person 2: "Don't even get me fucking started."
by Sports Master November 16, 2017
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Tech Lag

I'm coining a new phrase: "Tech Lag"
It's when old people try to catch up on new technology

(😎A play on "Jet Lag")
Omg, my cell phone died and I had to upgrade. suffering major Tech Lag
by Chelsea Cricket October 9, 2016
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