Kamikaze Teacher

a teacher who calls upon the class randomly when no one raises their hand.

Teacher;dont make me go kamikaze teacher!

-student raises hand-

by TheAwesomestGilbertOfPrussia February 14, 2012

orchestra teacher

a fat pain in the ass that makes lives miserable

need = orchestra teacher

by mrsedem May 4, 2021

Teacher’s Pet

Teacher’s pet is a person who always kisses up to the teacher, tattles on people,
and bosses everybody around also sees what everyone’s doing it’s usually sometimes a girl or boy
as teacher’s pet.

Student: *plays loud music in class with headphones *
Teacher’s Pet Who can somehow hear the music: OHHHH MRS. MURPHY, STUDENT IS PLAYING MUSIC IN CLASSS!!
Mrs. Murphy: Student, please turn it off, you can play it at freetime.
Student: Fine.. you win! Teacher’s pet.

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here April 21, 2022

Grounded Teacher

Grounded teacher is colloquially for primary school teacher in Austrian English.

Bärbel is a grounded teacher in Vienna.

by Fridl April 3, 2023

Englishish Teacher

"English" Teachers in a foreign country mainly in Asia who are not from a country where their mother tongue is English. They are some shade of white and somehow have their employer fooled that they are from North America, Australia, or the UK.

Student: Damnit, not another Englishish teacher.
Mom: You mean English Teacher right?
Student: No I mean Englishlish because he is not from America, Canada, UK, or Australia. He is from Belarus. Where the hell is Belarus!?

by ursaggybutt101 March 8, 2017

Teacher Bread

An entire loaf of bread, given to you by your science teacher after school.

“Oh I got teacher bread today after school, I’m not sure why”

by Fluffu_ December 2, 2021

THE Prank For Teachers

THE Prank For Teachers is when you ask the teacher, "can I go to the bathroom?" and the teacher replies like a cunt and says "I dOn'T kNoW! cAn YoU??". So, the best way to go about this problem is to take a shit on the teacher's desk.

Dude, in my senior year, I am going to pull off THE Prank For Teachers!

by MomPounder3000 October 5, 2020