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You go into a ship, its pitch black. Lots of dead things laying everywhere
blood everywhere
A child ghost appears and tries to kill you
You have to run away and cant even hurt the ghost
blood everywhere
A child ghost appears and tries to kill you
You have to run away and cant even hurt the ghost
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by ABCDEFGKILLYOURSELF November 10, 2018
Get the Spoops mug.Not to be confused with the grim "legalese" term for the infamous auto-insurance-fraud procedure, this phrase refers to a totally-positive-and-pleasant action that you employ while interacting with small children. It begins when an eager innocent-minded pint-size comes racing towards you at full speed with a big grin and his arms held out; you therefore hastily reach down and swoop up said hurtling youngster in your arms while simultaneously "doing a quick one-eighty pirouette" to rapidly swing him around with you, as well, so that he doesn't lose much of his accumulated momentum. You then swiftly squat down again and deposit him back on his feet so that he can continue running as if nothing had stopped him or even slowed him down much.
About da only time dat you would not perform a "swoop up and squat down" is if da child either appears to be upset and thus needs comforting, or desires a quickie-cuddle ("To win in life's race, children need plenty of lap time"), in which case you should instead simply sit down and cradle said closeness-craving youngster on yer knee. Be sure to keep in mind, however, dat you may need to spend at least a few minutes at dis endeavor, even if da child merely wants a few seconds of "lovies", since any other observing youngsters in da general vicinity may notice said affectionate clasping and decide dat dey would like a little snuggle-time from you, as well. It's just like if a hot chick is allowing a mushy-hearted fellow to massage her pretty feet, and one or more other nice guys happen by and observe da fun activity; it may cause said girl-loving dudes to experience a sudden misty-eyed craving for cute toes, as well, and so said damsel may therefore be obliged to remain seated there for some time while all of da guys "take turns wif her tootsies", eventually leaving her feet totally "burnished and polished" from having all da callouses rubbed off from her slender soles.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
Get the swoop up and squat down mug.Man, after drinking all week I've had a real bad case of the spoops. I really shit myself! It was running out of me like a waterfall!
by Liquid shits, diarrhea June 30, 2019
Get the Spoops mug.Swoop gang is what you say after you have stolen a guys girlfriend. The reason the word “swoop” is in there is because you’re like an eagle and the girl is a fish, you swoop down and snatch her from the water. The water in this scenario can be her mans. You can also just say “swoop” or “she just got swooped”
Luke: “Maya just broke up with Elijah to be with me. Swoop ganggg!”
Max: “mannn she just got swooped🤭”
Max: “mannn she just got swooped🤭”
by Kuzco1904 August 8, 2019
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