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Lift Support

A helping hand in a broken down lift when needing a wee but unfortunately have broken both arms OR wrists . The helper holds the injured parties penis and aims into a bottle so the injured party does not wee down his jeans.
Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for four hours after a drinking session in the local watering hole. Matt had broken both wrists due to excessive masturbation sessions. Matt needed a wee but due to his injuries he could not perform the simple task of removing his member from his jeans. Andrey offered 'Lift Support' and Matt readily accepted. Andrey expertly removed Matt's member and aimed it into the almost empty Fanta bottle, he only slipped and sprayed Matt's urine against the glass lift door once! Excellent lift support!
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Child support aversion

the act of behaving or changing one's behavior to avoid being put on them papers.
1. a tactic, act, or actions that tricks one's baby momma
He acted like they were together in an tactic called child support aversion.
by Dasupawiz June 30, 2018
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Tech-support

A tech-support is often a company in india who try to scam you
microsoft tech-support, how may i help you?
hi i need help with my pc, my porn wont open
by your local thot November 5, 2018
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Energy Support Goddess

Someone who will help you find a need for change. Someone who will help you find the right path that's right for you. Someone who helps you manage and keep track of where your energy or emotion is going. Someone who helps you learn how to control emotional instability. A teacher. A healer. A therapist that doesn't judge. a best friend.

Someone who you would tell your darkest secrets to and someone you trust. Someone who does not need a masters degree to help someone better their life. Someone who has taken the time and dedication to learn what they need to know in order to help the people that they are willing to help. This person may use crystals, yoga, meditation, oracles or New age material in their classes.
Today I'm going to see my Energy Support Goddess
by The Energy Realm 8818 December 5, 2018
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emotional support beverage

The alcoholic beverage you drink prior to a flight, on a flight or in between flights while traveling by plane. emotional support animal, seeing-eye dog, travel companion, air travel, airplane, airport, airline, alcohol, booze, hooch, drunk, intoxicated, wasted, beverage, whiskey, bourbon, beer, vodka, flight attendant
The flight was so turbulent, when we land, I am definitely going to need an emotional support beverage.
by joecoolthefool December 11, 2018
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demotional support

Refers to assistance/comforting to help someone deal with "fallout of feelings" caused by his having been given a lower position on the corporate ladder than he'd formerly held.
I'm all for giving someone demotional support if he truthfully did little or nothing to deserve being given a lower-paying/importance job than he'd previously had, but someone's being "suspended with pay, pending investigation" or some other bu**s**t like that when he obviously/blatantly DID screw up is really pathetic.
by QuacksO March 25, 2019
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Whoral Support

Offering support or help, that effect of which is psychological rather than physical, to a friend as they go about their whoring activities.
Stephen offered Shelby the Whoral Support she needed until she was able to sit on her friends fat cock while her husband was out of town.
by sab0r0 April 17, 2019
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