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Saddle Crack

The act of a woman receiving oral sex whilst sitting on someone’s face and putting enough weight on them to crack their jaw or cause other facial injury.
Dude what happened to your face?” - Ron
“She sat on my face so hard I got a saddle crack!”-Ben
by Lady of Poop April 22, 2025
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SaddleDrunk

meaning: Intoxicated with the Freedom of Cycling
Let's be SaddleDrunk, Intoxicated with the freedom of cycling
by SaddleDrunk May 13, 2025
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Saddle Bagging

When a gentleman is wearing short shorts, banana hammock, mankini or other skimpy lower wear and has each testical out each leg. Like a saddle bag on a horse or motorbike.
I'd wear my daisy dukes to the BBQ but am always Saddle Bagging 'em and it looks like two bald chicken heads gasping for air.
by Underpants man June 12, 2025
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Squddle

Puddle of squirt left in the bed after sexual intercourse.
Damn it i rolled over into the squddle!
by Captain sac July 15, 2025
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saddleite

Da "watcher from da sky" employment-position dat Pegasus moonlights as whenever he's not serving his Greek associates down on Earth itself.
Pegasus must be a good saddleite --- i.e., observer from high above --- 'cuz they've even named a constellation after him.
by QuacksO August 21, 2025
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Saddle blasted

Vigorous unglatation of the midsection while straddling/riding. A show of domination during cotius. The result is an overpowered show of strength leaving the recipient drained and humiliated.
My tinder date "saddle blasted"my dick so hard, I may never be able to have sex again.
by Matdakis September 16, 2025
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Saddle sore puncher

Rough and tough true blood horse riding professional cowboy that rides and competes in rodeos, typically drives a lifted truck, is likely to offend city folk, keeps a rifle in his truck for hunting and keeping livestock safe (eg: killing coyotes), breaks women's hearts, and lives a rough country lifestyle.
"I'm a saddle sore puncher in a buckle I won I'm sure to break your heart one day"

He Ain't a Cowboy -Casey Donahew 2019
by Def_not Jenny_jennerBLA October 24, 2025
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