Spunk Spreader

Person who ejaculates on the face and breast of many girls either at the same time of over a period of time. The key being to share the Spunk. Not all for one area or person. Not to be confused with Seed Spreader.

Justin is a great Spunk Spreader he covered me and my girlfriend and her sister from our foreheads to our belly buttons. Wow, I think I love him.

by Gearls March 6, 2009

Slunktor

Similar to a sluesbian, a girl who leads on guys but puts out nothing. The difference, however, is that a sluesbian is a lesbian, while a slunktor is often believed to be a slut or whore.

"I thought she was a whore, but ended up being a slunktor. Man."

by Altman29 December 21, 2008

Spunk Shelter

A wanton woman's willing hole to deposit male sperm.

I emptied a big load in her spunk shelter.

by FriskynFeisty July 25, 2009

Spunk'n'um

to ejaculate into somebody either with or without the use of a condom

"what are you doing tonight?"

"I'm gonna find someone's daughter and spunk'n'um...

by JCBeinghim December 28, 2009

spunk shovel

used for shovelling mass amounts of spunk.

shit ive just exploded everywhere,quick pass that spunk shovel

by wistler212 April 14, 2010

splinkometer

1. A thermometer used for the region of the splink, or deep inside the vagina.

Girl! I accidentally licked your splinkometer! eeewww!!

by jfhgdviusdfbvjb4 October 4, 2010

spunk tubbing

Satisfying oneself whilst in a bath

No, I'm just going spunk tubbing.

by Mawsforce January 4, 2011