Definitions by Altman29

Monstrafican

A person who is bonificus, or better than excellent. This is only achievable after a proper monstrafigation process.

"I have finally become a monstrafican after several attempts!"

Monstrafican by Altman29 December 21, 2008

Monstrafigate 

The act of making oneself or someone else bonificus, or excellent. A successful monstrafigation results in the person being known as a monstrafican.

This can only happen when drunk.

"Is monstrafigate another word you made up when you were drunk?"

"The monstrafigating process has begun, and you will be a better person in the end. Now play beer pong."

Monstrafigate by Altman29 December 21, 2008

Outman 

Some dude who is really into every party, but always commits a dimmerdunk; He spills the cups in beer pong, gets drunk and just rages, or burps/farts during a critical moment. He is a necessary evil in every group.

"You're the outman of this group. We don't even know why you're here."

"Spill the cups again, outman."

Outman by Altman29 December 21, 2008

Dimmerdunk 

Foul move committed at a party, usually by the outman.

Each of the following is an example of a dimmerdunk.
-Spilling the cups in beer pong.
-Drunk rage.
-Burping or farting during a critical moment.

Dimmerdunk by Altman29 December 21, 2008

Sluesbian 

Simply put, a lesbian who leads on guys.

"I spit my best game, but it soon became apparent that she was just a sluesbian."

Sluesbian by Altman29 December 21, 2008

Slunktor 

Similar to a sluesbian, a girl who leads on guys but puts out nothing. The difference, however, is that a sluesbian is a lesbian, while a slunktor is often believed to be a slut or whore.

"I thought she was a whore, but ended up being a slunktor. Man."

Slunktor by Altman29 December 21, 2008