split pie

The remains after penetration, leaving the pie slightly opened like a crater.

Laura, are you tight today or do you have split pie.

by Ricky Bad News August 18, 2006

hit it and split it

when you hook up and never call him back

yeah so i totally hit it and split it with jason

by fergy! April 20, 2010

Alaskan Banana Split

Tie your partner to a Brazilian Banana tree upside down as you proceed to tear open her/his anus with an old hard Banana. You then get monkeys to come to the scene by luring them in with Bananas and have the apes rape the women so she is loosened up the use the razor sharp Banana to penetrate her vagina and proceed to fuck her brains out. Then you squeeze the inside of the Banana into her Vaginal Cavity, and eat out her pussy with Banana and chocolate syrup on it.

Nigger 1: Baby can i give you an Alaskan Banana Split?
Niggers Bitch: you bet babay

by pusspussdestroyer January 21, 2015

Splinter Cell Online

The noob term for playing Splinter Cell in the online environment, Steam.

A cultural rift has developed here between the senior players (nerds) and the newbies (sometimes referred to as noobs or the 1337 association, n00bs, but really they're just fresh meat) similar to that of Halo 2 Online. Standby shooting/trapping is also outlawed and is overseen by a heavily biased selection of mods (some of which are just cool noobs who bribed other mods with a steak dinner and a Charms blowpop. A noob-mod is idenified when a mod has flying capabilities, but cannot move beyond the second floor due to poor controller/joystick skillz.)

Obscene names are common, as are rooms socially off-limits to the noob population.

It is also a wonderful place to take hilarious screencaps.

Splinter Cell Online subtitled screencap:

*eucatastrophe has entered
*a_big_throbbing_cock has entered

(play commences as usual. But suddenly...)

*eucatastrophe is being choked form behind.
a_big_throbbing_cock: EUCATASTROPHE SUCK THIS
*eucatastrophe was choked to death by a_big_throbbing_cock
sleepy: LAWL!!!!!11!11!!1oneelven!!11

by eucatastrophe June 18, 2006

Split the Whisker

For females, the act of going #1

Right at the point of not, she had to run out to split the whisker

by Pietervdr December 11, 2007

licketty split

To perform the act of cunnilingus.

'Get down there, licketty split' (command)

by TheNiceMan July 31, 2006

Double Nut Split

When you stick one testacle into a girls ass, and one into their vagina.

"John gave Sally a Double Nut Split, and I dont mean the ice cream"

by T-Money and Joey P January 10, 2007