Sonic Forces Speed Battle

A game made by incompetent game developers.

Dan: I wanna try out Sonic Forces Speed Battle!
Me: Dude, no. That game sucks. Play anything else.

by Blueboltron May 15, 2019

Gods Speed

GOD SPEED THE PLOW -- "God speed the plough, 'a wish for success or prosperity,' was originally a phrase in a 15th-century song sung by ploughmen on Plough Monday, the first Monday after Twelfth Day, which is the end of the Christmas holidays, when farm laborers returned to the plough. On this day ploughmen customarily went from door to door dressed in white and drawing a plough, soliciting 'plough money' to spend in celebration.

Person #1: You know that cool guy Jake we met at the party who is still in high school? Get this - he has started dating this good looking college girl.

Person #2: Wow. Gods Speed, Jake...

by ilikecoffeeandwhiskeyandcigarettes May 22, 2008

El Paso Speedbag

When a man sits astride of a wooden plank with a woman's face in front of his balls. As he spurts forth with diarrhea, his nuts hit her in the face repeatedly.

Tanya thought she was going to walk the plank, but it turned out she was only there to receive the El Paso Speedbag.

by Here N. Thayer December 3, 2006

Seeds

children

My seeds are wif their moms now.

by G Did He October 22, 2003

high speed

Ironic: A person who is inept. Used in place of the person's name. Heavy military useage.

Hey there, high speed, why didn't you do twenty push-ups like I told you to?

He's so high speed he'd trip over his own two feet.

by Ayame Emaya September 9, 2006

Charlottesville Speed Limit

The Charlottesville Speed limit is when driving in Charlottesville Virginia, whatever the Speed Limit sign says but mentally add 10 to it. E.G. 55 + 10 = 65.

Unless there are any police around, then it's what the sign says.

"Man, Traffic was booking along today. Thank goodness for the Charlottesville Speed Limit!"

by Anonymous#20XX April 30, 2010

introduced to a brick wall at high speed

(v.) To drive into a brick wall, usually implying death.

Nambla members, psycho bitch, eliturk and denida shoul all be introduced to a brick wall at high speed

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006