squealing sloth  

When you place both your feet directly above in the two corners of a door cause your dick and balls to hang down. An unsuspecting girl walks in the room, opens up the door and gets hit in the face with the flopping sack and cock, usually causing her to squeal in disgust.

Jim gave Sally a squealing sloth and she bit his dick off.

squealing sloth by Trombone, Rusty February 4, 2007

Butter Scotch 

Young untouched pussy

Jeff - Yo man check out those middle schoolers.

Fred - Full of some Butter Scotch.

Butter Scotch by Loose Lips July 28, 2012

scotch rule

since good scotch is aged twelve years, so should a woman.

person X: hey how old is she
person Y: 12...
person X: ok, im gonna call scotch rule, i hope dateline doesnt hear about this shit...

scotch rule by suckmyfatdicklongtime January 10, 2009

slitch

1. a mixture of a slut and a bitch
2. a girl who is both slutty and bitchy

"i can't believe she stole your boyfriend!"
"i know, she's such a slitch."

slitch by ideababy123 June 8, 2009

scotch bomb 

A shot glass of scotch is dropped into a tumbler of scotch, drink is taken as a drop shot. Upon consumption, fellow bar-mates go wild and the shot taker slips out of consciousness.

"Yeah, son, we're doin SCOTCH BOMBS tonight!!!"

"Well fuck"

scotch bomb by K-man2001 February 6, 2010

Scotch Egg Dick 

A form of erectial dysfunction in which a male consumes so many Scotch Eggs his heart is no longer able to pump enough blood to his penis.

Andy was even more disappointing than usual in bed, he had Scotch Egg Dick!

Scotch Egg Dick by Tacotrex April 30, 2012

Scotch on the rocks 

When someone urinates on a man's testicles.

I was at Alfie's last night, and Harry gave me a lovely scotch on the rocks before bed

Scotch on the rocks by Scotch on the rocks May 11, 2014