Shit Slammed

When you are constipated and pushing sooo hard, just to make that one little poo, that you painfully break your back

Jason calls in sick ..

After school, Chris calls Jason ..

Chris: Hey why weren't you at school today?

Jason: Bro .. Its a long story, and embarrassing

Chris: Aids?

Jason: Nope. I got shit slammed.

Chris: On the toilet?

Jason: Yes, on the toilet .. It was horrible .. But you cant tell anyone!!!

Chris: Damn, thats worse than AIDS. Don't worry bro, you can trust me. I gotta go .. My sister needs to use the phone.

Chris hangs up and calls Austin and Julian on 3-way

Chris: You guys will never believe what happened to Jason!!

Julian and Austin: What??

Chris: He got shit slammed!! Poor little fucker

Julian and Austin: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

by Jesselikesitinthebutt November 09, 2011

Yummy Slam

Mean to get something to eat

Man I need some yummy slam

by Tokkin March 29, 2008

Slam Wagon

A large pick up truck capable of slamming through smaller vehicles or pushing them out of the way. Usually four wheel drive.

My Uncle Tits has a slam wagon. He ran through two Saturns and a Jeep with it.

by JPizzle123 September 29, 2010

slamming a whopper

The act of pile driving an obese woman.

"When Albert said he was slamming a whopper, I didnt think he meant a 700 pound woman."

by Tuko March 16, 2018

Clam Slam

Clam Slam is the female version of a “teabag”

Primarily used in video games as an insult or to piss people off after a kill or a win.

John: why did you Clam Slam that guy?

Maria: he deserved it, asshole was camping the whole game.

by BigDaddyDagger October 03, 2021

grand slam

A foursome. Where as 'hitting a home run' means scoring with one chick, a grand slam means four runs so four chicks.

"I hit a grand slam home run last night."

by matt January 06, 2004

slam dunk

the act of shitting in your hand and inserting said piece of faeces into the gaping mouth of a bystander, best served to a person you have a beef with.

Dude, I just slam dunked Cheryl. She deserved it.

by VenusFigure December 15, 2011