Playing the Quarter Sized Violin

A euphemism for male masturbation. The humor in this euphemism comes from the fact that a quarter sized violin is roughly six inches (the length of a typical erect penis). Violin's are also "hard", "made of wood", and require careful "fingering". Vibrato (a common ornamental technique that requires a rapid back and forth movement of the hand along the neck of the instrument) could also be given new significance in the context of this metaphor.

Yeah, I accidentally walked in on Derek playing the quarter sized violin if you catch my drift.

Playing the Quarter Sized Violin by happystringguy April 30, 2010

Kwame-Sized It! 

To f-up in a really, really big way. As big as the Mayor of Detroit.

I didn't just mess up, I Kwame-Sized It!

Kwame-Sized It! by BrendaB October 4, 2008

Sizemoring 

To get arrested for both domestic violence and possession of methamphetamine. but doesn't have to be at the same time.

man im sizemoring, i just got out after beating my whore of a girlfriend and they bust me with meth.

Sizemoring by smashedwindshield January 28, 2010

sizemore

when a man finishes after one pump.

Matt really pulled a sizemore with that girl last night, and was she disappointed.

sizemore by MasterDrew April 15, 2008

diabetes-sized 

An incomprehensibly large sized soda, generally a minimum of 42 oz.

If you're going to 7-11, pick me up a diabetes-sized Dr. Pepper. I need something to wash down this bucket of chicken.

diabetes-sized by capzloc February 6, 2007

fun-sized persons 

a midget, dwarf, or other little person

The local bar's been no fun since they banned the tossing of fun-sized persons

fun-sized persons by uncle t-bag December 29, 2008

sizeka

Helpful individual , always going above and beyond for others!

Thank you for being sizeka!

sizeka by Mr Mendes May 28, 2021